Totally Terrible Tongue Twisters!
Can you say these fantastic tongue twisters
without getting tongue-tied...?
M -
Minnie Mouse makes many marshmallows for Mickey Mouse to munch on
SH -
She saw shy sheep
She sells seashells on the seashore
B -
Bugs black blood
Bugs black blood
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Betty Botter bought some butter
‘Oh!’ she said, ‘this butter’s bitter
If I use this bitter butter
It will make my batter bitter
I need a bit of better butter
Just to make my batter better’
Betty bought a bit of better butter
Now Betty’s batter isn’t bitter
OO - (as in 'good')
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I - (as in 'fish')
Are you copper-bottoming ‘em pans?
No, I’m aluminiuming ‘em, mum
River Wytham
River Wytham
U - (as in 'university')
Unique New York
Unique New York
E - (as in 'bed')
Red lorry yellow lorry
Red lorry yellow lorry
OI - (as in 'boy')
Which noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most
S -
Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
For Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses
Like Moses supposes his toeses to be
This snail is stale
Its tail is stale
And this is a stale tale
S & TH -
The Leith police dismisseth us, which causeth us dismay
FL -
A fly and a flea in a flue
Were caught, so what did they do?
Said the fly, ‘Let us flee!’
Said the flea, ‘Let us fly!’
So they flew through a flaw in the flue
R -
Round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran
Roger Rocket ran around the river and rented a raft to ride on
F -
Phineas Foster fishes for fat flounder
V -
Veronica Victor vowed to view the vanguard
When the very wet Venetian vet went to Venice
His voyage was viewed with vindictive regret
By a Venetian vendor named Vernon
CA - (as in 'can')
Canals in the Alps are comparable to a lot of canyon-like canals in the capital of Canada
T & TH -
The enthusiasm that Theresa Thomas told of
Took the terribly thin thirty-ish Turkish thespian Theseus Thurber
Completely by surprise
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